Last night I was having a killer craving for Coke Zero. I only ever drink water with an occassional coffee on the weekends thrown in. So when a craving such as that comes up, I have no choice but to succumb. When I got my beverage home I realized that there’s no ice in the freezer and the pop was warm from sitting on the grocery shelf. So I did what any right minded person would do and I used Citrus Vodka that lives in the freezer to cool my drink… yes… I used enough ice cold vodka to make an entire can of coke cold… twice!
After successfully knitting for a bit and then taking an allergy pill, apparently instead of going to bed like I had planned, I did (read as ‘fooled around with’) my taxes.
Having not prepared for such an event, I used the only pencil in my house, which has no eraser and a VERY dull lead.
About an hour later I had done them three times… each time coming up with a different alarming number for what I owed.
I came to work this morning and immediately got on Turbo Tax and did a ‘test’ to see how accurate I was. Apparently not so much… because I actually get a refund… which is a departure from the outcome of my first attempt, which said I owed $2900.
Don’t use freezer vodka to make your warm coke cool… it doesn’t lead anywhere good.
MORAL: At least drink enough to not be able to hold the pencil…