Every morning I climb out of bed and touch my bed warmed bare toes to your cold hard glass… sometimes I go to the bathroom and then come back and do it again… that’s not healthy dude…
You give me the same number every day, regardless of what I’ve been doing/eating/not eating/not doing.
There are so many indicators of health and fitness that you seem blind to… do you even care how I sleep? How my skin looks? Whether my pants are looser and my eyes are brighter? No, I know you don’t. You only care about the density of whatever is standing on your cold glass.
I’ve gotten smaller and leaner and fitter in the last few months and you still seem to be stuck on the ‘number’. Well I’m going to make this very easy for both of us. I don’t care about your number. I don’t ever want to put my toasty toes on your cold surface ever again!
I was going to wait until February 24th to break up with you… that’ll be a year since I started my health and fitness journey and a year since I was a LOT bigger than I am now.
But I’ve decided, much like when I decided to start my first Whole30, that if you want to do something and you can’t just ‘start today’ doing it, you’re probably not ready. So because I am absolutely ready, I’m going to start today.
Also, here’s a little secret history about you… I stole you. From someone I greatly dislike now. Which means that you are bad karma to have in my house anyway!
See you later!